Don’t Touch the Monk

and Other Stories of Global Faux Pas

Valda Boyd Ford

About the Book

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From The Ground Beef Parable to How to Pee in Public Valda’s stories will make you laugh, cry and realize that you can survive whatever the world has to offer! An expert on political correctness and other paralyzing issues in modern culture, Valda reveals her unique perspective through these charming stories.


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